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Your Cartoon Special Of The Day! Nikki Haley's "Hey, I'm A Racist, Too" Moment




-by Noah


Jeez, Nikki Haley! What part of "slavery is bad" and this nation fought a war over it do you not understand??!!!??? When asked what the Civil War was about, you couldn't bring yourself to even mention the word slavery? Yeah, I know you're always trying to burnish your Republican credentials, Nazi Cred, whatever. You've even promised to pardon Trump, the country's #1 Racist, if you get elected. I also know that you were elected as the Governor of the last state to remove your Confederate flag of slavery from flying above your state capitol building but all you did was cynically move it to a cherished place on a lower flagpole (unsharpened, I presume) in front of the building. Wow, that sure meant a lot (not).

 

So Nikki, if you get elected president by the tens of millions of white supremacists in your party, will you move to fly a flag of slavery in front of the White House, maybe two? Maybe one for each of your Confederate states? Or will you give a job to that racist assclown buddy of yours who marched one right into the nation's Capitol Building on your beloved 1/6 Republican Tourist Holiday? I bet you've already moved to have some "Black For Haley" T-shirts made and distributed. I can't wait to see that one at your next rally! Yep, As I always say, you are just Trump with a better makeup team, but just as evil. You want credit for hiding it a little better, fine, but it's always gonna leak out at the darndest times!


Meanwhile, the countdown has begun to the hour when Nikki realizes she better start quoting Hitler like her party's leader if she really wants the nomination.

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Guest
Jan 01

it's called pandering. she was in front of a nazi crowd who would boo her off the stage if she told the truth.


you know... like when obamanation publicly said he wanted a PO in ACA well after he'd already prostrated hisself before the lobbies and vowed no such clause would ever be in his bill. Or when (insert name of democrap of your choice) "SAYS" he/she supports GND or MFA or higher taxes on the rich or voting rights or abortion rights or a higher minimum wage or sane gun lege or (pick your next best issue).


You know... pandering.

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