I asked a few of my friends in the House who the craziest member is. Among the people who gave just one name, it was overwhelmingly Marjorie Traitor Greene, but some of them couldn’t just stop there. Lauren Boebert, one of the other QAnon princesses, got a lot of votes. A few people mentioned Matt Gaetz (R-AZ), Paul Gosar (R-AZ), Louie Gohmert (R-TX) and Madison Cawthorn (R-NC). One Congressman said Ronny Jackson (R-TX) is “dangerously unhinged” and someone else told me Claudia Tenney (R-NY) has “lost her mind and needs psychiatric care.”
Like many of us, Dana Milbank, was wondering if the class of 2022 would outdo the current Congress in terms of sheer crazy. We don’t know yet because some of the nuttiest GOP candidates are likely to lose in November, like J.R. Majewski (OH) and John Gibbs (MI). But yesterday, Milbank took a quick look at the most whacked-out Republican House candidates— both entertainment and a serious threat warning. Remember, this doesn’t include the crazy candidates they’re running for governor or senator or any of the lunatic fringe incumbents.
“Can we,” he began, “have order in the House? Not if this crowd takes over.” He asserted that the Republicans running for House seats are no less “erratic” than your Doug Mastrianos and Mehmet Ozs— “just less well known.”
There’s the woman from North Carolina who was accused of hitting one husband with an alarm clock, trying to hit another with a car (and also menacing him with a frying pan) and punching her daughter. She denies that, though she also invoked a conspiracy belief that alien lizards control the government.
There’s the man from Ohio who lied about his military record, lavishly promoted QAnon themes, acknowledged bypassing police barriers at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, and with 120 gallons of paint turned his entire lawn into a Trump banner.
There’s the man from Michigan who claimed that Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman participated in a satanic ritual, who once disparaged women’s suffrage, and who, though Black, raised concern about Democrats “eroding the White population.”
Then there are: the Texas woman accused by her estranged husband of cruelty toward his teenage daughter; the Colorado woman who backed an effort to secede from her state; the Virginia woman who speculated that rape victims wouldn’t get pregnant; and the Wisconsin man who used campaign funds from his failed 2020 race to come to Washington on Jan. 6, 2021, where he apparently breached Capitol barricades.
What they all have in common is that they’re in competitive races, which means they could well be part of a Republican House majority in January. And that’s on top of a larger group of GOP nominees in deep-red congressional districts who are a motley assortment of election deniers, climate-change deniers, QAnon enthusiasts and Jan. 6 participants who propose to abolish the FBI and ban abortion with no exceptions, among other things. Some won nominations despite efforts by party leadership to stop them and continue without financial support from the National Republican Congressional Committee.
Maybe this is why Kevin McCarthy, the man who as House speaker would have the task of leading this rogues’ gallery, calls his agenda a “Commitment to America.” Many members of his new majority might be good candidates for commitment.
J.R. Majewski, the Trump-backed lawn painter from Ohio, has a different agenda: He wants to “abolish all unconstitutional three letter agencies,” including the CIA. He has said he’s willing to fight a civil war, and he made a campaign video in which he carried a rifle and said he would “do whatever it takes” to “bring this country back to its former glory.”
[FiveThirtyEight’s current forecast has him losing with 47.4% to Marcy Kaptur’s 52.6%— in a gerrymandered district with an R+6 partisan lean!!]
In North Carolina, Sandy Smith is folding into her plans for the country the domestic-abuse allegations against her: “I never ran over anyone with a car and I never hit anyone in the head with a frying pan… I am bringing a frying pan to DC, though,” she tweeted in May. Smith also wants “executions” of those who, she falsely claims, stole the 2020 election from Donald Trump.
[FiveThirtyEight’s current forecast has her losing with 45.2% to Don Davis, arguably the worst Democrat running for Congress anywhere in the country— and the most likely to eventually join the GOP!]
Maybe this is what John Gibbs, the Michigan Republican who questioned women’s suffrage, had in mind when he wrote as a Stanford student that women don’t “posess [sic] the characteristics necessary to govern” because they rely on “emotional reasoning.”
[Gibbs is also currently heading for a loss— with just 46.3% forecast by FiveThirtyEight.]
McCarthy will surely have to put down many an uprising from what might be termed the Insurrection Caucus. Wisconsin nominee Derrick Van Orden, like Majewski and a few other GOP nominees, was outside the U.S. Capitol that day— and was photographed inside a restricted area, though he says he left when things turned violent. And Kelly Cooper, a nominee in Arizona, wants “the prisoners of January 6th … to be released on day one.”
[Van Orden looks like a winner against a pathetic excuse for a Democrat, Brad Pfaff, 52.3% to 47.7 and the Arizona nominee, Kelly Cooper is looking at a 55.4% to 44.6% loss to incumbent Greg Stanton.]
George Santos, a nominee in New York, claimed he was the victim of election fraud in his failed 2020 bid. Sam Peters, a nominee in Nevada who has used the “#QArmy” hashtag and embraced being called the “male” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, characterized those facing charges for the insurrection as “civically engaged American citizens exercising their constitutional freedoms.” And Iowa nominee Zach Nunn, who found it suspicious that Capitol Police couldn’t “stop a bunch of middle-aged individuals from walking onto the floor,” argued that “not a single one” of the defendants was charged with and convicted of insurrection. (That’s because the charge is “seditious conspiracy.”)
[George Santos- is forecast to lose with 47.8%]
Sam Peters- is forecast to lose with 47.0%
Zach Nunn- is forecast to beat weak Democratic incumbent Cindy Axne, 50.4% to 49.6%.]
Madison Gesiotto Gilbert, a nominee from Ohio, was precocious in her false claims of election fraud: She claimed in 2018 that a voting machine had switched her vote in the Ohio Senate race from Republican to Democrat.
[MGG is forecast to beat Democrat Emilia Sykes 53.4% to 46.6%.]
Overlapping with the Insurrection Caucus are those with qualifications that might, at best, be called unconventional. Monica De La Cruz, a Texas nominee and top GOP recruit, was accused in a court filing a year ago of “cruel and aggressive conduct” toward her then-husband’s 14-year-old daughter, including pinching the teen to stop her from crying; she denies the claim. In Colorado, nominee Barbara Kirkmeyer once led an attempt by 11 counties there to secede and become their own state. In North Carolina, nominee Bo Hines (who wants a 10-year moratorium on immigration) spoke of a “banana republic” as though the common term for flailing democracies was actually referring to the clothing store of the same name.
[Monica DeLa Cruz is neck and neck with Michelle Vallejo, 48.4% for Vallejo to 48.2% for de la Cruz/]
Barbara Kirkmeyer is forecast to win a new seat with 49.7%
Bo Hines is forecast to win a new seat with 51.6%.]
Of course, the People’s House has always attracted the eccentric, and even the shady, from both parties. But the would-be Republican Class of ’22 is extraordinary in the number of oddballs and extremists in its ranks. This is no accident: The trend in Republican primaries, accelerated by Trump, has favored those with the most eye-popping tapestry of conspiracy theories and unyielding positions. GOP primaries are dominated by a sliver of the electorate on the far right.
That’s why they produce figures such as Erik Aadland, a Colorado nominee who claims that the 2020 election was “absolutely rigged” and that the country is “on the brink of being taken over by a communist government”— and who has followed various extremist groups, including the Proud Boys, on social media. In New Jersey, Frank Pallotta is again a Republican nominee, after declaring during his 2020 run for the same seat that he stands by the Oath Keepers, a group whose leaders are now on trial over Jan. 6.
[Erik Aardland is forecast to lose to Brittany Pettersen with 43.0% and Frank Pallotta is forecast to lose to Blue Dog Josh Gottheimer with 41.7%.]
Starting in January, a likely narrow Republican majority might have to find consensus among a freshman class that can’t agree on basic facts. Karoline Leavitt, a nominee in New Hampshire, claims that “the alleged ‘existential threat of climate change’ is a manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party.” In Virginia, nominee Yesli Vega argued that it was less likely for a rape victim to become pregnant because “it’s not something that’s happening organically.” Also in Virginia, nominee Hung Cao asserted that more “people get bludgeoned to death and stabbed to death than they get shot,” which is wrong by an order of magnitude.
[Karoline Leavitt is forecast to lose to Chris Pappas with 46.4%.
Yesli Vega is forecast to lose to Abigail Spanberger with 46.7%.
Hung Cao is forecast to lose to Jennifer Wexton with 42.6%.]
But these nominees have offered unique policy ideas! Robert Burns of New Hampshire said in 2018 that he would allow abortion only to protect the “life of the mother”— but “we would need a panel in this sort of situation” to decide whether the ailing woman can get the lifesaving procedure.
A real-life death panel! Challenged recently on this position, Burns replied last month: “In response to the death panels, I believe women of color and low economic status deserve second and third opinions before being forced into abortions.” Put another way, a woman would need a second and third opinion before she’s allowed to save her own life.
[Burns is forecast to lose to Annie Kuster with 44.5%.]
The House Republican Class of ’22 will be many things, but “boring” is not one of them.
the percentages that this shit is projected to get just shows:
1) candidate quality only matters if the candidate is total shit
2) american voters are dumber than shit
the insane asylum of both parties keeps getting elected because voters keep voting for them. How do you measure sanity when everyone is the same? is sanity an absolute or is it a measure against the average?
and in a lot of ways, the (pathetic) quality of each party is responsible for the (pathetic) quality of the opponent party.
just imagine how the nazi candidates would have to differ if the democraps actually served their constituencies (of people, not money) the way FDR and the Democrats did 1933 - 1966.
now…