The Whole World Has To Decide What To Do About Elon Musk's Destructive Impact On Society

The Planet's Most Pernicious Villain

On whichever side of the question about Elon Musk facing denaturalization and deportation you are on, you probably agree— unless you’re a fascist— that his purchase of Twitter ruined it. It certainly has for his investors. It was valued at $44 billion when he purchased it 2 years ago. Under his catastrophic stewardship, the value has dropped to $8.8 billion. Advertising has dropped by 50% and users have fled in droves, losing 32 million users globally and 8.2 million in the U.S., leaving just over 50 million, the lowest monthly user count since 2014. Musk’s use of Twitter to push far right conspiracy theories, racism and xenophobia has gotten the platform into serious legal problems in Brazil, the European Union, Turkey, India, France, the U.K. and China, which has banned it outright. 

Last week, Will Dunn decided to explore how Musk killed Twitter. He’s still “the world’s richest man despite the wealth of evidence of his wayward decision-making, short-sightedness and erratic public behaviour. There remain those who think Musk is playing an online persona when he appears to endorse the ravings of a Nazi apologist, or to offer to inseminate Taylor Swift, or to ponder that ‘no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala’— and that this is part of a four-dimensional chess game in which only he, the mage of the markets, understands the rules. But the Musk presented in Kate Conger and Ryan Mac’s account of the Twitter takeover, Character Limit, is as thick as a carpenter’s thumb and nothing like as useful… Having quietly built up a large shareholding in Twitter, Musk launched a takeover bid funded by private investors such as the Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Talal, the cryptocurrency exchange Binance (which would later be convicted in the US of breaching money laundering regulations and sanctions) and Larry Ellison, a close associate of Benjamin Netanyahu. These people doubtless saw political or regulatory potential in investing in world’s most influential social media platform. The banks who supported Musk have no such excuse.”

If you think the people running a publicly traded company are clowns and that you could run it better, all you need to do is offer them enough money and the company’s board, which has a fiduciary duty to its shareholders, has to sell it to you, even if they hate you. You will, however, need to raise the money (even the world’s richest man doesn’t have a liquid $44 billion), and for that you need a bank. Banks routinely finance takeover deals in the expectation that the new owner will increase revenues, and they will be able to sell the company’s debt at a profit. In return, they typically ask for a detailed and credible account of how you will turn the target company around.

At the time of the Twitter deal, Musk had little experience in advertising (in 2019 he tweeted: “I hate advertising”), nor had he— or anyone else— shown that the general public would pay to use social media. All the same, some of the world’s biggest banks accepted that he would more than quintuple Twitter’s revenue from ads and subscriptions, from $5 billion to $26.4 billion by 2028. They believed him, it seems, because he was Elon Musk.

According to Conger and Mac, on the night Musk completed his acquisition of Twitter he demanded his first big idea for the platform— that users should be able to scroll the feed without logging in— be implemented. Twitter had already tested this idea and found that it allowed spammers and bots access to the platform. It didn’t work. Nevertheless, it was to be live by the following morning.

Musk then brought in two of his cousins, James and Andrew Musk, to oversee engineering teams. Software engineers were told their code would be reviewed, unusually, on paper. Privacy officers panicked as thousands of sheets, filled with the company’s intellectual property and its users’ personal data, were printed out and carried around the building. Shredders were hastily bought and the engineers had to line up, watched by security guards, to destroy the pages.

The cousins were not the only family members involved. Meetings with some of the company’s biggest advertisers were attended by Musk’s mother and a music producer who uses the name BloodPop. Advertisers rarely challenged Musk in person, but ad spending— which had fallen in 2022 as clients worried their products could be shown next to scenes from the invasion of Ukraine— dropped off still further.

Musk is reported to have become suspicious. A former engineer tells Conger and Mac that Musk demanded to know if Twitter had read his personal messages in the years before the acquisition. He also became concerned that Twitter was staffed by “ghost employees.” Executives laughed openly at the idea, but nevertheless a team of people was assigned to check that thousands of employees around the world were “really humans” (they all were). Perhaps Musk had been persuaded by an online rumour that Twitter employees were unpeople; perhaps categorising them as such helped him to justify the thousands of sackings that followed.

Long-term Musk employees from his other companies, Tesla and Starlink, had given the Twitter team advice on how to handle their visionary leader. Avoid getting into situations in which you’re not able to give a definitive answer; avoid open-ended conversations; present him with simple choices that allow him to feel decisive. For swathes of Twitter employees, however, this was not enough. In November 2022 an email— not from Musk himself but from “Twitter”— informed the whole company that termination notices would arrive the next morning. The following day 3,738 people lost their jobs.

What really concerned Musk, however, was that people weren’t retweeting him enough. Teams of engineers were assigned to solve the problem of reduced engagement with Musk’s tweets. Matters came to a head during the 2023 Super Bowl, when he obsessed over the fact that a tweet by Joe Biden received several times as many likes as his own. Nobody dared suggest that the world just found their boss easy to ignore. Engineers were summoned from their Super Bowl parties to headquarters to fix the problem, which they did with a new line of code: “author_is_elon,” a tag that forced everyone to pay even more attention to the richest man in the world.

This, more clearly than ever, is the secret of Musk’s success. For all his intelligence and acumen, he has had the fortune to be boosted by greater forces— the cheap money that flooded the world in the past decade, the online investors who gambled it on Tesla stock— and, according to Conger and Mac’s account, he has capitalised on this luck by being an unbearable colleague and a tyrannical boss. He will not be given the same chance again; the bankers who gambled on him have lost billions. Perhaps this is why he has hitched his fortunes to Donald Trump, who also owns his own echo chamber.

Would you want his success? Does he seem happy? Musk tweets around twice per hour on average, at all hours. Most of his tweets mention or refer to other people’s tweets, which suggests he spends several hours per day on Twitter. Most of us know the stress, the tedium, of an hour wasted in the attention hole. How degrading it must be: a 53-year-old man, notionally responsible for five companies, endlessly jostling for empty, phatic interactions with strangers. A clown forced to play for an audience he despises, an audience he cannot be sure even exists, and which gains with every tasteless joke a clearer understanding of what he is really worth.