by Nigel Best
Dear Potus:
A few items regarding your recent suggestions that Canada should become a U.S. state with you in charge:
A lot of folk here in Canada may not be enamoured of their current Prime Minister. A lot of folk may not like those currently jockeying to be Canada’s next Prime Minister. Canadians like having a Prime Minister. Canadians like saying Prime Minister, not President;
Canada’s military has served its country very well, and the country does not need the protection you seem to think the country needs from your armed forces;
Canada already has a king;
As for your far-right domestic friends, Canada already has enough looney-fringe folk, thanks. Also, Canada already gave a lovely Queen’s University education to your wank-off buddy, Elon Musk. When Canada shipped him off to steal money from your tax payers, well, consider that to be a friendly Canadian gesture. Consider it not so much a gift as having given you a grifter;
Please note, as you are a convicted felon, Canada’s laws prevent you at this time from entering the country to stump the population on the issue of statehood. You can unroll, though, in criminal rehabilitation classes in an effort to convince the security agents that you have truly accepted and are repentant of the actions that you have been found guilty of;
Your suggestion of giving Canadians a gift horse in the guise of a better health care system, that’s a gift horse that Canada doesn’t want to put a saddle on. In fact, it’s actually a gift horse Canada knows would have to be immediately sent to the knocker’s yard then quickly shipped off to the glue factory. However, if you need a gift horse, Canada could send health care professionals to the USA to help educate your citizens on the benefits of universal health care. Any interest?
In conclusion, what you can be certain of, though, is that the vast majority of the Canadian populace does not want a demented f..f..king c..t pr..k such as you anywhere near our nation’s capital.
As it is, Canada would like to thank you in advance for your interest in the position. However, your application is denied.
Signed
The True North Strong and Free
Canada as a state; 2 Democratic senators and 40 or so electoral votes, also Democratic. A stupid proposal, even by nitwit nero's standards. His handlers will bury it.