Black Friday Edition
by Noah
Yes, I know that the first installment of this year's DownWithTyranny Gift Suggestions For Republicans was a bit, just a bit, dark but what did you expect? This is 2024, it's soon to be 2025 led by a madman. Expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed!
With that in mind, just look at the veritable cornucopia of delights depicted above that any, and I mean any, Republican would love! Check it all out, everything from a topless portrait of GOP God Putin and a Trump "Pee On Me" bust, to a pair of tacky gold sneakers and a choice of two gold Trump statues! But, oh, there's so much more! How about-
1. The Diaper Donny Mugshot Picture Puzzle! Sigh, for us, we'll always have Atlanta. This puzzle is also a reminder of how big a role Mitch McConnell has played in sticking us with a second Trump term, all approved by his friends in Moscow. And, this puzzle is also so simple a Trump could assemble it with minimal cheating, although, for many Republicans that plague your existence, a 20 piece puzzle might just be too difficult. To that I say, SFW! Just give it to them and let them sweat it out. They like being mad in every sense of the word anyway. And, dig those crazy crossbones!
2. How about a nice shirt from the Trump Shirt Collection? You probably think these don't really exist, but just wait, and you won't have to wait too long. In fact, your Republican relatives and neighbors already act like they have a closet full of them and they've no doubt had the secret password for years.The password is Dachau, by the way.
3. All of the books shown above have been banned in some whacko town or total nut state somewhere in the good old U.S.A. More times than not, it seems that the effort to ban these books stems from the efforts of the Flor-i-duh based Moms For Hitler group which now has its anti-book clubs and "purity centers" all over the country. We all know that Republicans find words to be very scary things. Even more terrifying to them are pages followed by pages followed by pages and pages of words! So, wrap up a nice banned book for some Republican nutcase, put a bow on it and watch the terror unfold! Just remember to duck when they throw it at you and start screaming at the top of their lungs. Would you regret the loss of such a person's friendship? Really? I would feel a strong sense of freedom. And, yes, with a second Trumpanzee term in place, there will be actual book burnings. No doubt they will become nightly broadcast segments on FOX-Pravda programs with some total assclown like Jesse Watters eagerly serving as MC and Ringmaster.
4. And now, an even more serious note. Do you really think a Trump voter wouldn't wear that Trump Shirt Collection shirt or something similar if they could? Well, many do. Just check out what they wear at their Nazi parades in Nazi-infested states like Tennessee, Ohio, Indiana, and elsewhere. So, what about this infamous Camp Auschwitz T-Shirt? Yes, it's a perennial favorite of Trump's Domestic Terrorist Party and it was made famous by those J-6 cretins! I'm not suggesting you buy this one for anyone! I'd prefer a world where such clothing was unavailable to the public but a little research recently showed me that this shirt worn into the United States Capitol Building is widely available online, hence my writing about it here. Not only that, but there are short sleeve, long sleeve, no sleeve, and hoodie variations available in a variety of colors. I'm including it here because I want people to know that what they saw a Trump fan wearing on J-6 was not a one-off. Even mass appeal retail sites like Etsy were selling them until they got forced to clean up their act. This is the disease of Trump Party psychosis at work, folks. The GOP has emboldened them all. It's going to get a lot worse. Thank a Republican today. Merrick Garland, too. So many traitorous dirtbags, so little time.
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