by Noah
I really don't understand why anyone would present a holiday gift to anyone who just went full-blown Nazi and voted for Traitor Trump. In fact, I feel total revulsion at the idea of even talking to anyone who voted Nazi but I believe that mockery and derision do serve a purpose. At the least, I'm not about to keep my feelings buried. That's damaging to the health of both my body and soul. If I could melt these Nazis and Nazi-adjacent crazies with rays emanating from my eyes, I would. As it is, I've been radiating bad vibes towards Repugs for decades and learned how to clear out a room or an aisle at the grocery store without saying a word by the time I was 20. So... Let it out! Let it all out!!!
Here we go.
1. Remember Ivermectin, the Republican cure for COVID (along with injecting bleach and sticking light bulbs up your butt)? Well, now we can expect Ivermectin to make a bigly comeback. Sean Hannity will be doing nightly PSAs for it and those freaks who watch his show will be emptying the shelves of it in every veterinary supply store in the land. My guess is that Trump has nominated RFK Jr. to be in charge of the Health & Human Services Dept. because he wants to go down in history as The Measles President, or is it The Polio President? Diphtheria? Rubella? Nah! All of 'em, not to mention pandemics that don't even have names yet!!! And by the way, what you see above is an actual advertisement. I found it on World Net Daily, a fairly well-known Republikook site that longs to be the next Newsmax. A tube of Ivermectin is a perfect stocking stuffer for whatever Nazis you may have the misfortune to know.
2. Speaking of health, how 'bout showing the suckers how brave you are by smashing one of these here fake blood thingies upside your head. Works every time. You can even raise your paw in defiance. Guaranteed to wow any crowd of total idiots. Hell, they might even be stupid enough to vote for you to be president. Sure these capsules were originally made for Halloween but, with Trump in the White House, it's about to be Halloween every damn day of our lives. And, guess what! These capsules have magical properties that'll grow any "wounded" ear back in a matter of hours!!!
3. Christmas Socks? Why give a Trump voter a red necktie (unless they let you tie it for them) when you can give them ten beautiful pairs of Christmas socks as shown here? What better way to say "Merry Christmas" to some typical damn dumbass Trump Nazi? And, you know they'll love the fact that you wished them a Merry Christmas and not Happy Holidays!
4. Lastly for today, let's not forget the children of Trump Nazis. Yes, they should probably be in the foster care of sane adults but they aren't and they won't be. They'd even have a brighter future if they could be spirited off to the woods to be raised by wolves but chances are that ain't gonna happen either. So, how about a nice book? We can only hope someone teaches them how to read.
And for the 170 million eligible who did NOT vote for nazis?
1) The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money by Keynes
2) The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich by Shirer
3) but first make sure they can actually read.