by Noah
One less freak in the endless Nazi Party freak parade is in the running for the party's 2024 "President For Life" nomination. Mike Pence, the man who actually thought the party that still sides with his former boss and still dreams of hanging him from their nifty portable IKEA Gallows™ has "suspended" his campaign. "Suspended," in other words, he wants us all to know that he's ready and oh so willing to start up again if his party decides to change what vaguely passes for its mind and come to him with MAGA hat in hand.
Meanwhile, I wonder what Mikey will do with those millions of Pence Fly Lapel Pins™ in his garage.
It's kinda cathartic as well as a bit sad to see a guy that was convinced that his gawd chose him to be caliphate... finally realize that he was prolly wrong. He "suspended" because he's still holding out hope that jesus will arrive, kill everyone but the 1200... and he'll be the one left chosen to be caliphate of what's left... in heaven. or however it's supposed to work.
gawd will call him to endorse der pumpkinfuhrer fairly soon. that's how their gawd works.