Midnight Meme Of The Day! Yes, Republicans Really Are Mentally Unbalanced

by Noah

The hate and vitriol that Republicans continue to spit out over the return of Britney Griner to America is still over the top to say the least. In fact, it will no doubt be the source of much screaming at family get-togethers over the holidays. So, the next time you witness some typical no IQ Republican crackpot complaining about our government gaining the return of Britney Griner for Viktor Bout an arms dealer who had already served 18 years of his 24 year sentence and was due to be freed on parole in a year anyway, you might remind them that their Orange Jesus freed 5000 Taliban prisoners from Afghanistan jails and then invited their leader to Camp David on the same week that our country was due to mark the 18th anniversary of 9/11. Those same prisoners then attacked American soldiers and Afghanistan allies as we began leaving that country.

You could also ask your typical Repug why, as the meme above points out, they are so outraged about Griner being returned but haven't had a peep to say about their Dear Leader inviting an avowed anti-Semite and a white supremacist over for dinner but I think we know why that would never offend them. Chances are they've done the same.

I suppose you could also ask why they aren't more outraged about Trump also declaring that the Constitution should be terminated, but, hey, Nazis will be Nazis.

Of course that's all a pointless exercise since there's no use in trying to talk to mental lepers anyway. Personally, I would have loved it if we could have also shipped the NRA's top arms pusher and Russian ruble launderer Wayne LaPierre to Russia for Britney. Now that's someone we should send packing right away, before he starts defending and making excuses for the next mass murder of school children. In fact, we should just do it gratis and we would if we had any sense. Deport the fucker. He's a clear and present danger to every family in America. It wouldn't really be so hard on him. I'm sure Putin would give him a nice dacha somewhere as a reward for services rendered, including as a money launderer for all those Russian Rubles that end up in the GOP's campaign coffers.

Meanwhile, all the little repugs will be endlessly howling and bitching that we traded Viktor Bout for Britney Griner but, hey, don't ya think the republican anger over this is really about the fact that it's A) Joe Biden's crew that pulled of the trade and B) Britney is a "known protestor against the police killing unarmed black people," and, c) Most obviously, Britney is, well you know, an African-American Lesbian? Jeez, Republicans cause themselves so much angst.