No Way!
by Noah
If you want to have dinner with some crazy people, just take some dinners to your nearest mental hospital instead. It's a more positive move. You'll learn something and both you and the patients will appreciate the experience.
The bingo card shown above is just a beginning of course. After all, all the idiocy and inhumanity that conservatives express on a daily or even hourly basis could never be contained on one little bingo card or even a billboard! That's why God made 26 volume encyclopedias. So, for those of you who might feel you have to suffer sitting through a Christmas dinner (Not me!) with a bunch of Nazi or Nazi adjacent relatives that deserve a good truck dragging, why not quietly place some bets with yourself or one of the sane attendees as to how long before some of the words and phrases shown on the Conservative Family Holiday Bingo card come out. Using my own first amendment rights, I've included several optional word vomit you're sure to hear from any Republican. You can make your own card. Just keep in mind that your typical FOX "News" zombie thinks Tommy Tubervile is a genius and Marjorie Traitor Greene "says a lot of good things."
1. Matt Gaetz Got A Raw Deal!
2. Trans Weirdos!
3. I Can't Wait 'Til Tariffs Kick In!
4. Hunter Biden!
5. COVID Hoax!
6. Price Of Eggs!!
7. Ten Commandments!
8. Holocaust Never Happened!
9. I'm With Elon!
10. Putin Knows How To Run Things!
11. Trump Is So Handsome!