Midnight Meme Of The Day! Would Sean Hannity Eat An RFK Brainworm On Live TV?

Raw Or Cooked Is Probably The Only Question

by Noah

Don't worry! No one took a shot at a Kennedy again! That's what the conservatives used to do. Now they just do things like make sure that our country's nutcases are the best armed nutcases in the world, appoint judges that take away voting rights and take away a woman's right to choose and health rights, prohibit the right to fair wages for a day's work build gallows outside the Capitol Building, and then go inside and beat cops to death, and send pipe bombs to newscasters they don't like and elect politicians that encourage those sorts of things.

Nah, don't worry about RFK, Jr. didn't get his ear nicked by a bullet or even a bullet shattered teleprompter and hopefully never will. He just has to wear a bandage because whenever those brainworms decide it's too crowded in his skull, the male ones exit to look for a new territory and it can make a real mess, what with all that half-digested brain goo and all. In fact, when Nazi sycophant Sean Hannity starts having Bobby Bozo on every night as a replacement for the former nightly spitting and slobbering insanity from Rudy Giuliani, it's gonna happen right there live on national TV. Ol' Bobby Jr. will be gibbering away and out will plop a brainworm, right out of his ear and onto Sean's "news" desk. Plop! You'll hear it. You'll see it. And, then you'll probably see Hannity reach across, pick it up and eat it.

You think not? You think it would never get that "out there?" If so, you probably once thought the Repugs would never get as insane as they are now. Republicans know what their audience wants! They want Freaky. Merely weird ain't enough! They want Freaky, capital F Freaky, and they want it now! 74,000,000 whackos have already shown what they'll go to the polls for! Why else do you think it's gotten to the point it has? The GOP is a carny row freakshow and has been for decades but now, because it was never put down when it should have been, it is exponentially exploding daily. This stuff doesn't dissipate. It escalates, and FOX wants ratings, baby! Look who's leading the party and I don't just mean Mr. Orange Goo Face. There's Vance. There's McConnell, Boebert, DeSantis, MTG, Cruz, Gaetz, et al. It's the whole batch of them. Rancid fruitcake Tulsi Gabbard has joined in too, and it's fair to expect that Vlad is on the phone right now directing his Green pal Jill Stein to do the same. Don't forget the House Speaker who "reviews porn" with his teenage son. Even Ann "I vant to be JD's couch" Coulter has come out of retirement. Weird ain't the half of it. The Republican Party is nothing short of a Jerry Springer Show on acid.