by Noah
I can almost see Traitor Don really trying to hire Saul Goodman of Better Call Saul fame to defend himself. After all, ratings are everything to Traitor Don and the show got "great ratings" for 6 seasons and garnered enough award trophies to stuff a large bathroom.
But, as the above cartoon shows, Traitor Don's reputation is so bad that not even the notoriously shady Saul Goodman would ever think of taking the job. The funny thing is though that the lawyers that Traitor Don has previously employed in real life are, by their very actions, actually worse than the fictional Saul ever was! Just consider what kind of lawyer goes and works for Donald Trump. And they say you can't make this stuff up! Well now, why even bother to try? In fact, if Better Call Saul was just a new pitch idea today, no studio, thinking the concept of the show was too tame or just wasn't absurd enough compared to today's real world, would think of greenlighting production for a second. The reality of Trump World has left anything Better Call Saul ever came up with in the dust. Trump World is the show we're all living in, not unlike Jim Carrey's The Truman Show. It's nearly impossible to determine where absurdist reality begins and where absurdist satire ends!
Oh, and another thing: If you're as criminally vile as The Orange Menace To Society presents and you can't find a lawyer in a slime pit like Miami who's shady enough to fit your needs, where the hell are ya gonna ever find your "legal" representation? So, yeah, maybe George Santos, aka Anthony Devolder, aka Kitara the Roller Skating Drag Queen, really will take the case. Once he (or she) does, think about this, have you ever seen Judge Aileen Cannon and George Santos in the same room at the same time? Might they be one in the same person? Could it be?!!? George and Aileen certainly have matching credibility issues. Could we see Kitara-George in a black robe and wig ensemble? Throw in a great make up artist and George Santos can be the judge, too!
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