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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Who Funds #1 Domestic Terrorist Leader Donald Trump?

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by Noah


Of course, Traitor Trump's voters have been sending in endless small contributions and those do add up, but who funds our #1 terrorist leader and top national security risk with the 6 and figure checks and bags of untraceable cash, and by that I don't just mean Trump's besties like Vlad, Xi, Kim, and Viktor. I mean America's nazi billionaires. Who are they? What are their names? What are the names of these traitors to America? This isn't a matter of a difference of opinions. This is a matter of being a traitor or not being a traitor. Well, I've got a few of their names right here: 

First we have John Paulson. Let's start with this total assclown. John Paulson. Remember that name. Paulson, a hedge fund guy, has organized an April 6th Trump campaign fundraising event in Palm Beach, Florida. Yeah, Florida again. Must be a swell place. And I guess he had to go with 4/6 since 1/6 was no longer available. Anyway, the event is for Republican billionaires only, and, I suppose, a select handful of freakish silicon and Botox-addicted Mar-a-Lago hookers. Here's what John Paulson had to say when he announced his bigly scummy dinner party:

I am pleased to support President Trump in his re-election efforts. We are receiving an overwhelming amount of support from donors. This support, along with the landslide victory he achieved in the primaries, shows his strong support amongst Americans.

Really, do you need to know anything else about this nazi-lovin' cretin and his pals?


Next up, we have hedge fund billionaire Robert Mercer and his daughter Rebekah, an infamous pair if there ever was one. There are John Paulson's co-chairs for this Florida bund. They were big donors when it came to Trump's 2016 run and apparently such perverse love doesn't die. Other co-chairs are Chicago Cubs owner (family business) Todd Ricketts. He led the RNC fundraising efforts during Trump's insane presidency and I guess he's looking to do so again. Screw this traitor and his loser baseball team, too. Montgomery Brewster, he ain't.


Speaking of sports losers, another co-chair is the 135 year old Woody Johnson, owner of the NFL New York Jets. His team features a quarterback named Aaron Rodgers who's a Sandy Hook conspiracy nut, an anti-vax sociopath, wants immigrants banned from our military, and therefore is a leading contender for the VP slot on fellow nut Rober F. Kennedy's ticket. Also, Rogers spends more time on fellow nutball Joe Rogan's radio show than he does on the field for his supposed team. And just let me ask, who the hell goes around calling himself Woody Johnson? And does he do it just to get Lindsey Graham and Moscow Mitch all hot and bothered?


There's also the ridiculous Wilbur Ross who was once the Diaper Don's Commerce Secretary but perhaps best known for his business links to the Putin family and their shipping interests. Let's see: Trump. Commerce. Putin business interests. Do I have that right?


Special guests for the bigly bund are listed as the shamelessly uber-obsequious South Carolina "Senator" Tim Scott, the loveable Vivek Ramaswamy and North Dakota billionaire governor/businessman Doug Burgum. Burgum recently tried to pass himself off as some sort of "Trump Alternative" in the republican primary and, like the other two, didn't make the cut because republicans want the real thing. For them, only the fully loaded diaper will do. 

So what about you? Are ya going? Funny, I wasn't invited, even though I get 10 or 12 emails per day that ask me for Moola for Trump. Sure, the names I gave you are only a partial list, but it's nice to at least have some names one can put to the swastikas. 


Hand me the hedge shears. Mind you, I wouldn't turn down a chainsaw!  

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Mar 22, 2024

If they'd have thought it out, they'd have made it April 20. Hitler's birthday. Can't think of everything I guess.


Our Farbens, Bayers, Thyssens and Krupps. Every nazi reich has them. Every nazi reich also had nobody stand up and stop the whole thing.


We got all that in spades. Guess what happens next?

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