by Noah
It's gotta be a rare occurrence when I agree with a tree-swinging baboon like Ms. Boebert, but, here we are: We both "can't wait to see what's next" for one of America's top racists, misogynists, and traitors, Tucker Tiki Torch Carlson.
I'm concerned that, in all the gloating about Carlson being given the axe at Traitor TV, there are still many avenues open to him. People are all wrapped up in his demise but not what he might end up doing now. I offer this list below. I know people may get used to a touch of snark from me but what happens with Tucker Carlson is a deadly serious matter. So, what's next for such a destructive piece of human waste? Carlson remains a very real threat to America and the world. He has believers. Here's my list of some possibilities:
1. Some other crap network like CBS or CNN offers him a job? Yeah, I know there are places like Newsmax, OAN, and that ilk, but the number that can spend the money Carlson would likely request is severely limited. Both CNN and MSNBC could financially bring him back for a return engagement at their studios, but would they? The answer to that lies in the fact that there is no depth that the monied interests that control any corporation won't sink. For now, Tucker's sicko fans may have to just hope that some smartyass jackwad like Bill Mahar puts him on his show once in a while like he did with Megyn Kelly.
2. Vladimir Putin "calls him home" and installs him as Russian State TV's biggest prime time star. Sure, he already might be but why not make it official?
3. Hungary's Viktor Orban has the same thought but Vlad beats him to it.
4. Tucker, with the money of several billionaires, forms KKK-TV.
5. Tucker runs for president and wins the Republican nomination after leading a bunch of "Jews will not replace us" rallies across the land.
6. Tucker wins.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the masses. Don't believe me? I'll submit that there are millions who echo the sentiments Boebert expressed in her tweet above. Boebert's intelligence, if you want to call it that, is at best what would be considered average in America and a large swath of Colorado has proven it or she would not be sitting in congress making monkey noises all day. You think America wouldn't vote for a complete white supremacist idiot for president? Have you forgotten so soon?
None of these bipedal virus spores just wither and die. They all go on in some form. Just look at Glenn Beck and Newt Gingrich. Donald Trump is no longer in the oval office but he is still doing his best to infect the public. He's even trying to get back. You really think ol' Tucker Tiki Torch won't give it his all? I still think that the best thing for America is a Carlson trial and conviction for treason and then quickly putting a bag over his head and a rope around his neck. Considering what he has done to this country, it's the very least we can do. Sadly, we won't even consider that, let alone the same karmic treatment for those who gave him his nightly platform.
if cucker can find enough nazi billionaires and corporations to $upport it, I figured he'd run for prez. and if he loses, he gets to keep the money. problem is, he could win. whoever the nazi nom is, they'd be running against the corpse of the guy who gave us all clarence thomas... you know... YOUR best and brightest!
Guest, You are incorrect. Baboons spend the daytime on the ground but sleep in trees at night to escape predation. In the morning, they return by a preselected route to the ground by jumping from limb to limb, indeed swinging on the lighter branches not just to get down but to gather fruit on the way. I have witnessed this myself when I stayed in a hotel that had baboons in the back. We were warned not to go under the trees in the evening or risk being shat upon, something I bet you might enjoy.
Boebert isn't a "tree-swinging baboon." Baboons spend their lives on the ground, not swinging from the trees. And no monkey deserves to be smeared by comparison to her.