Crime Spree 2.0 Is On!
by Noah
Saying, "I was saved by God to make America Great Again," but forgoing placing his hand on the bible, America's Top Traitor was sworn in as 47th president by co-conspirator John Roberts yesterday. Trumpie The One Man Crimewave is now back in the oval office, leaky diapers and all and nothing will ever wash out the smell. And don't forget the billionaires (soon to be trillionaires) and acolytes, assistants, red-hatted nutjobs, pardoned militia freaks standing by, more bought and paid for judges, and media asslickers, ie. his "team." Hasn't Trump been a crimewave all his life? Yes, and encouraged to be. Now he has the power of the most powerful office in all the world at his stubby little unwashed fingertips. A uniquely surreal monster created by a monstrous society. This is not the start of a "What could go wrong" story. The wrong is already there and it has been growing at a faster and faster rate. Now the country and the world will be told to embrace a total freakshow of dark, absurdist crime the likes of which has never been reached here before.
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