Midnight Meme Of The Day! What If Trump Just Fell Down A Well?

by Noah

Your Saturday Cartoon:

Remember those "Kid Falls Down A Well" stories? Horrific. Traumatizing. And of course, days and days of media coverage.

But, just imagine if Traitor Don Trump managed to "fall" down a well. Yeah, it'd have to be a very big, wide, deep well. You wouldn't want him to get stuck on the way down, would you? And, imagine the cannonball splash! Man, that's what I call a splendid mix of karma and entertainment! If Traitor Don "fell" down a well, I'd love to be the one that gets to tell him he's getting the highest ratings he's ever had! I'd be all "Hand me the megaphone! Let me shout down there and tell him!!!" and, "Donnie, if only you could see all the media trucks and copters!"

But, seriously folks, how much would you pay for the privilege of tossing a sandbag down on his head? Would you pay extra to be the first in line, or, would you be happy being the one whose sandbag is the last one before the well gets permanently sealed off? Damn, life is full of so many choices!