Orange The New Black For Diaper Don?
by Noah
Nah, Trump decide to turn himself black like he accuses his opponent Kamala Harris of doing? Never happen. Although... but, he did turn himself from white to orange, so... Nope. Black is a non-starter for him. Obviously, he has no issue with being orange but not black. Still, this is a movie I'd like to see this weekend.
In the meantime, I think it would be swell if he got hypnotised into seeing a black woman every time he saw his reflection. The torment that would cause him seems like some sort of justice. In any event, he's such a whacked out freak that he might get there all by himself. The mind plays tricks. Sometimes, it takes your obsessions and repurposes them. Here's hoping that happens.
Note: Your Saturday cartoon might be back next week but until then you'll have to satisfy yourself with the knowledge that we're all living in a pretty cray cray cartoon as it is.
we live in a cray cray cartoon because we refuse to make it a sane one. we fucking vote for this shit.