by Noah
Hey Bunky, are ya thinking of buying a new car or truck? Judging from the GOP's demonstration of fanaticism for all things Trump we saw in Congress last week, ya better do it quick before the inevitable massive auto shortage hits! The Republican Party's sadistic economic policies are already causing shortages of materials and as I write this the stock market looks about even sicker than as RFK, Jr.'s brain.
Thanks to Elon and Co-prez Donnie, stock in Tesla and everything else in the stock market is in a dive. People are unloading their Teslas and donating the money to causes Republicans hate. Others are setting Tesla charging stations and dealerships on fire. I have to say, though, that I don't advocate the latter, especially since Mr. Apartheid's cars have a penchant for bursting into flames all by themselves not unlike so many of his patented "rapid disassembly" rockets. The guy's brain is on fire, too, apparently thanks to way too excessive Ketamine usage. One can only hope it kills him before debris from one of his enfuego rockets hits a 767 in the air or a city on the ground.
But wait! There's more! Elon's Swasticars™ are getting vandalized with spray paint all over the world. Some Scumbag Billionaire Trump fan even had a Tesla CyberBarbecue™ painted with the Diaper Don's freakish face on the sides as a gift for America's Top Traitor. Of course, he thought it was a tribute, but, man, if you thought you couldn't make one of those deathtraps uglier, guess again!
Best of all, some of Elon's relatives are complaining about the vandalism while so many of us are cursing the family name. I can see a near future where both the Musks and the Trumps have to change their names or go into some sort of witness protection program? Ditto the rest of the goons on Team GOP. Are any of them they learning yet that funding and supporting a worldwide white supremacy movement might have some consequences? Screw 'em. The whole thing about Elon Musk reminds me of another Scumbag Billionaire who destroyed so many American lives. His name was Pablo Escobar. That was back in the 1980s. Eventually, Pablo had to be put down, violently. Funny thing is, no one knows where his billions went. I can live with that!
Addendum:
Meanwhile, the number one and number two American partners in the attempt to totally destroy our country are so upset about us righteously turning on Tesla that they've opened up a car lot on the White House grounds! Tacky! Can't wait for the 20 foot tall waving Gumby! Better yet, an orange Trump Gumby and Musk Gumby, too! OMG, if I saw some freak that looked like Trump or Musk approaching me on a car lot, I'd instantly know to leave and buy a car somewhere, anywhere, else. They wouldn't have to say a word!
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