Midnight Meme Of The Day! Want To See Hunter's Laptop? Show Us Yours First!

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by Noah

You know how that new wacko Speaker Of The House claims he has an agreement with his teenage son wherein they have a look at each other's laptops once a week? Speaker Johnson (his real name) calls it a "covenant" 'cause it sounds more righteously biblical, but the normals among us who use the language of the 20th and 21st centuries call it an agreement. Anyway, it's so they can just make a little extra sure that neither one of them is watching too much porn, just a wee bit of porn, or no porn at all. Apparently, the wife's laptop is not part of the deal. Oh, and yes, Speaker Johnson is all in a frothing frenzy about his son's porn intake, yet his son's name is Jack Johnson. Perfect!!!

It gets better, the Speaker and his son use a creepy church invented app called Covenant Eyes that flags porn on computers in a "just making sure it's not there" kinda way. That's right, a bunch of Christian nutjobs have come up with an app that can look for porn. You know, just in case you didn't know where to find some.

So, we've already seen how obsessed with the dick pics on Hunter Biden's laptop the House Republicans are. They even had Marjorie Traitor Greene give a presentation of them on our dime and time! Instead of Rep. Katie Porter showing us the malfeasance of corporate and banker scum with her whiteboard, it was single digit IQ Marjorie showing America some dick pics.

To be perfectly clear, the pics were Hunter's and not something the semi-house trained pride of Georgia could have probably just gone to her pals Lauren and Matt for, but this has given me an idea:

I, Noah, hereby propose that all Senators and Representatives submit, and I mean submit, to a Covenant With The American People! The covenant is simple. If you want to "serve" in Congress, you will be obliged to show us what's on your computers and all other devices on a weekly basis. Let's see what porn you've been watching! Sure you have to give up a little privacy but let's get that church app looking at all of you, and no, I don't care about your kids computers, unless, of course you use them. It's only fair, and, by the way, we get to see all your sleazebag phone records, cash sources, how many hookers the K Street Bribery Squads have been sending to your offices, hotel rooms, limo back seats, etc., etc., etc., etc..

Hunter Biden just offered to come in and publicly testify about his laptop, business dealings, dick pics and all. What's keeping you from doing the very same thing?