Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump The Religion!

Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

Trump Steaks. Trump Wine. Trump University. Trump Casinos, Trump Mortgages, Trump Airlines, Trump Magazine, Trump The Game... They all failed. Failure is his name-o. He even failed at Trump Ice! How do you fail at selling ice? Or casinos? No matter. Now we have Trump Jesus aka Trump The Religion. 74,000,000 gooned out members! Rev. Moscow Mitch officiating! Special guest this week is Bishop Elon Beavis Musk! Be sure to leave your credit card at the communion rail and get your Trump autographed bible!

Recently, I showed you a glimpse of an evangelical petting zoo with a real, breathing, shedding creature named The Diaper Don! This week, it's the petting zoo with the 21st century fatted golden calf, slash false idol! Don't worry, this one's odorless. It's for the more delicate evangelicals crowd. It even comes with wheels so they can wheel it from crackpot christian home to crackpot christian home. I'm not sure if it lights up or speaks but I'm sure the freaks in the photo hear voices anyway. At this point, I wonder if there's a gold-foil-wrapped yellow candy version that they can suck on all day. I bet J. Dolphin Vance is first in line for that one!