by Noah
Looks like Traitor Trump might have misinterpreted the oath. While his goose step-lock step party cheers him on, of course. In his 70 IQ brain full of syphilis bugs, mold, and misfiring synapses, he is simply promising to execute the presidency itself, the office, the idea, the whole thing just like Tommy Tubbervile, FOX-Pravda, Alex Jones, all the voices in his head and his various KKK spirit guides tell him to do! "America First," and all that. Yep, that's his party's motto, ain't it? Borrowed right from the party's beloved KKK! And, with the help of his treasonous party speaking up for him even (or especially) after his guilty verdict, he has a very real chance of killing America First, followed by anyone he doesn't like the look of, including the entire world so he can remake it in his own flatulent image.
Only an overwhelming counter-vote will stop him and allow the great American experiment to live to fight another day. Well, that and get a better political class, too! Meanwhile a reeking array of third party misanthropes are maneuvering to help their secret love. Ain't third parties great? Look what they've done for Israel! Yeah, third parties, that's the solution. More mediocrity at best. What could go wrong, especially when Putin's supplying money to them as part of his efforts to destabilize the world even more? And so many possible candidates that aren't ready for the main stage and would never be able to raise the money to get there even if they were. A bunch of clowns selling magic elixirs from their covered wagons.
Choose wisely. Or, slide into the abyss with the fake Holy Grail of Trump.
Oh, and PS. Whatever happened to that devil in the blue dress? Yeah, that one, the one who's trying to hold the bible without actually touching it?
she's hanging on because she'll become eva braun in a few months. so... there's that.