by Noah
The way Traitor Don is going he'll be selling locks of his hair soon. It'll be "Own President Trump's DNA!!" and Republicans, those who can actually afford it, will be lining up to buy those locks at $5000 a clip. That's no exaggeration at all. Remember, he's already been selling pieces of the suit he wore when he surrendered in Georgia for his mugshot. The cost of those is $4700 for each piece, no doubt unwashed so you can get a whiff of the putrid smell of the man, a man who will smell better when he's dead. Soon, Trump just might also be selling his Golden Toilet Turds™ in plexiglass and Republicans will worship them and even compose prayers and hymns to them. Of course, you'll have to pay more if you want a Trump Golden Toilet Turd™ that's guaranteed to contain bits of the Top Secret documents he ate. All certified by that judge in Flor-i-duh that he owns, Aileen Cannon. That's how far gone these people are.
Wait 'til the suckers find out the hair isn't real, or that it's from an undetermined species.
he shoulda sold more pardons. just think if he'd have sold 80 million pre-emptive pardons for a grand each, he'd have 80 bil. And 80 million criminals would be golden. Just imagine the hate crime potential there...