Out Comes The Sharpie, Again!!!
by Noah
Who says a sharpie is only good for altering the course of hurricanes? Sure, it's only two letters of the alphabet but even a dolt like Trump knows that he can save a little bit of his billionaire backers cash just by x-ing out a couple of letters and replacing them. Wha-La! The "All new Trump lawn sign!" Let's all put the sharpies up our nose and breathe in deep!
Tonight's meme also offers a special bonus! Imagine if The Diaper Don really could go full Josef Mengele and create a hybrid Pence-Vance. Complete with fly of course. Gotta have the fly! The brains have to come from somewhere! The question (first of several) would then be: Would the hybrid Pence-Vance-Fly be like Vance and go around dreaming of having sex with couches for real? Would his wife play the Mrs. Pence card and not want him to ever be alone with a couch or any furniture items? And what kind of fentanyl fueled fake past would he come up with this time?
I also have to wonder if Vance has ever thought the reason his new boss needed a new VP is because his supporters attempted to murder the last one.
After hitler executed a general for not doing what hitler wanted, you can be sure the next guy up would do what hitler wanted.
vance won't defy trump the way pence did. the interview went something like:
trump - would you ever refuse to overthrow the democrap for me?
vance - (wiping his chin) no sir! never!