Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump's Future As Kremlin Tootsie!

Putin's Cleaning Bitch™

by Noah

I'm sure that, like me, many of you have often wondered if and when America's current top traitor will flee the country. Personally, I don't see that happening as long as we have Attorney Generals like William Barr or Merrick Garland, but, if it did happen, where would he go? Yeah, I can see him loading up his Trump Force One airplane with a lifetime supply of XXXL diapers and taking off for Brazil, Paraguay, or Argentina. That's certainly in the family DNA, but, we all know Russia is more likely and I bet his pal and mentor Vlad Putin has already offered him the security of a job that involves some kind of continued servitude.

Now, stick with me here. Just imagine if Vlad told The Diaper Don that his new job was the job that's pictured in tonight's meme. Would Trump take it? Of course he would! He loves his Vlady and he's only a notch above vegetable status now. Plus, he doesn't want the whole world seeing those pee tapes on prime time television and getting a full report on whatever U.S. secrets he's handed over to his handler. With that in mind, we all know he'll do anything to please his master: First, it would be 10 or 12 liposuction sessions and some body sculpting:

"I have the best body sculpting. Believe me. No one has ever had better body sculpting. Everyone knows that!"

and a major boob job- 

"My boobs are bigger than Kamabala's now. I have the best boobs, spectacular boobs; everyone's saying. Better than that Stormy Daniels who I never met or paid for sex. Whatever my Vlady wants, my Vlady gets!"

And, don't worry about Traitor Don trying to walk around in high heels. The three inches of lifts he's been using in his shoes for decades have given him enough practice. Bon voyage, Donnie!