And Ptomaine Poisoning Is On The Menu!
by Noah
"I haven’t seen Cheerios in a long time!"
-The Diaper Don as he commented on the food display props as he left his pretend press conference on Thursday.
There he was. Thursday afternoon. Blue rubber suit. Red washable tie almost down to his Trump Magic-Lift™ shoes! A beautiful scene. 87 degrees in Bedminster, NJ! A so-called press conference within yards of his second wife's grossly unkempt and uncared for grave. What a piece of work he is. 'Weird' doesn't even begin to tell the tale!
How weird? 87 degrees and he's surrounded by piles of spoiling packages of sausages, chops, burger meat, gallon bottles of milk, plus boxes of Froot Loops, Cheerios, cookies, pies, eggs, and whatever else you could make out on your television screen. It was a masterful conceptual art piece on food waste in America. The man's a pig. He's supposed to be having a press conference to talk about "the economy" and food prices. He promised another(?) "intellectual conversation" for the gathered jokers of journalism and he starts talking about grocery store shoplifters being inspired by Kamala Harris to arm themselves with calculators (Does he not know phones have them?) so the amount they might get caught with doesn't meet grand larceny (something he likely does know about through personal experience) standards, the 2020 election being stolen from him, warning that a President Kamala might create healthcare for every American, crowd sizes, and whining about Joe Biden, the person he's not even running against. I turned it off but I'm sure he even made sure to riff on immigrants with "calf the size of cantaloupes" (an old GOP blast from the past) and denigrate those who have served in our military again. That's a trademark evil of his, one of many. He can't live without insulting people. It's how he fights his myriad insecurities. He's clearly completely bonkers and not in a good way but that's what his party loves about him. They see a lot of themselves in him and can't wait to vote for him for the third time.
Who wants to bet that he gave the meat to the help after it had been sitting out in that weather for a couple of hours. Hmmm, Yum! The Trump Dysentery Special™. What a fuckin' freak! And, yes, there were bottles of ketchup but they were plastic and unbreakable. Must be Biden's fault.
And speaking of typical Republican freaks and food, get a load of naziboy bearman and his car! If I happened upon that car in my neighborhood, I'd quickly go buy a 10 pound bag of birdseed, wet the hood, and dump the contents all over it. I guarantee you there'd be a hundred pigeons clamoring all over it just peckin' and shittin' away! Even better if the car was parked under a tree! Ladies and Gents: The Republican Freak Of The Week!!!
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