Sunday Thoughts
by Noah
Ten days ago, Republicans kept blabbing that earthquakes and eclipses are signs from their god that he's not happy with America, that we should repent, etc., blah, blah, blah... the usual insanity and quasi-religious bullcrap that spews from their mouths. I considered blocking FOX-Pravda on my TV but decided not to in the end. It would be counterproductive and It's useful to flip the channel once in a while to see and hear an update as to just how deep into the deep end of the insanity pool their illustrious asylum escapees have ventured at any given moment.
Anyway, I couldn't help but notice that the earthquake in New Jersey was centered very close to one of Traitor Trump's Golf and Top Secret Document Sales Emporiums and it happened just after he'd compared himself to Jesus and started selling his autographed bibles. It also happened just as final preparations are being made for his coming trial in New York. So, maybe that was a sign from God.
Of course, I could take Trump's mere presence to be a sign that God is mighty pissed at us Earthlings and has sent him to do in the entire world once and for all.
Or, Occam's razor, all this shit going on (since the beginning of time!) is just proof that a merciful god just does not exist, and we hoomans are singularly incapable of handling our own shit.