From DWT's Dept. Of Things You Can't Unsee!
by Noah
Check it out! Traitor Don's got some new duds! Just in time for next week's Nazi Konvention! Looks like he's gone into a serious crash diet just to squeeze into them, too! No wonder he hasn't been seen since the "debate." He's sooo proud, like a 6 year old off to school on the first day!
I wonder if there's a flap in the back. Surely, Moscow Mitch, Marco $50 Rubio, and Miss Lindsey will wanna know. Anyway, you should thank DownWithTyranny for snagging a nice photo of Traitor Don before all his orange goo and other things start staining his outfit. Ain't no amount of bleach gonna fix that! Unless, he injects it, of course. Hmmm, just a suggestion.
Vogue.