Freak-Ass Donnie Rides Again!
by Noah
OMFG. It'll never stop! Even after Trump does the world a favor and croaks his last, we will be hearing from him! I bet he's already recorded a backlog of tapes and tweets to be played for the ensuing 50 years. We can also be sure that anyone who visits his gravesite at whatever uber-tacky Mar-a-Lago Graceland he's planned will be serenaded non-stop with his tsunami of tirades. There will be no off button! It's who he is. No, make that it's what he is. I also bet that when he was 13 he used to look at centerfolds and say, "She's an 8 but I'm a 10!" That's how it works with people like him. He's fodder for the psychiatric community for the next 1000 years. If humanity lasts that long, of course.
What is it now, you ask? It's the fact that the Time Magazine with Kamala Harris on the cover came out a week ago and he's still obsessing about it, not just in a "It should be me" on the cover way but in a "I should be there" way because, in his freakish mind, he's not just more important but also better looking than Kamala. In your most demented dreams, Donnie! What's left of his brain is on a rollercoaster. At the same time, he's saying he's better looking than Kamala, he's also saying she looks a little like Sophia Loren, Liz Tayor or Melania. What is it, Donnie? Does this mean you think you're better looking than them? Christ, maybe to Republicans, you are, but not to normal people!
This unhealthy obsession of Trump's leads me to ask the following question: Is the horrific insanity of Trump the core reason why Republicans like him so much, or, is it their own insanity that causes them to adore him the way they do? It's a, "which comes first, the chicken or the egg" thing. Frankly, the correct answer is both.
Say goodnight, Donnie. No really, say goodnight. Say goodnight to the laughing monster under your bed, Donnie.
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