Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump Himself Is Showing Us That "Russia, Russia, Russia" Is Very Real!

by Noah

I used to think that maybe those alleged Trump Pee Tapes™ didn't really exist. Sure, I thought, if you consider the kind of person Trump is, there's very likely something to the story. It may even be one reason he wears those 3-inch lifts in his shoes! But so much time went by and we saw nothing else to corroborate the rumors. Alas, there's been no late night "Moscow Girls Go Wild" advertising on the telly and no "Moscow Girls Go Wild" advertising pop-ups on my computer. I admit, though, that I don't always look at my spam folders that closely. Now, however, it has become apparent to me that Vlad Putin, aka the Republican Godfather, was just saving the pee tapes for a hoped for second Trump term in the oval office and now, every damn day, it's more and more evident by Trump's exponentially growing support for all things Putin and Russia, that those tapes really do exist and they're really quite something. This being owned by Putin thing isn't just about some hotel construction deal. 

At this point, we should also wonder what kind of tapes Putin has on a whole lotta senators, congresspersons, and media people and I don't just mean Moscow Mitch and the traitors over at FOX Voice Of Russia. This whole thing reminds me of the stories we heard about the pictures the mafia had of J. Edgar Hoover and his right hand man Clyde Tolson in the back of their limo. Just like Hoover always denied that there was no such a thing as La Cosa Nostra and always wanted us to look the other way, Trump has someone controlling him, too. Who else is doing Russia's bidding?

That last question brings me to a new feature of my daily posts. The time seems right to name my first "Traitor Of The Day" and who better for number one than the anti-Semitic knuckle dragging tree swinging Marjorie Traitor Greene! She literally quotes Putin virtually every day, and with a middle name like that, it had to be her!