Sunday Thoughts
by Noah
I know that any Trump illustrated bible would definitely have a pullout centerfold of that gross 80s vintage photo of him lying on his bed in his monogrammed (in gold) terry cloth bathrobe. I bet it'd be autographed, too. Oh how happy his 74,000,000 worshipers would be!
Me? I'd pay good money to have Stormy Daniels beat his orange bare ass with one of his own bibles.
As if christians needed to be castigated thusly. I mean, the history of christianity is nothing but beer and skittles... right?
And americans... always paragons of kindness... riiiiight.