Your Saturday Cartoon
by Noah
Of course, if you ever did want to rig a presidential election, you'd find the "best people" for the job and go around bragging that you could spend most of your campaign season time in Mar-a-Lago saying things like "I don't need your votes" and "I already have enough votes." You could even get on the phone and laugh about it with your pal Vlad and some fellow lunatic who has a billion to spend here or there.