Midnight Meme Of The Day! Traitor Trump Obsesses About Kamala On The Cover Of Time

Hmmm... And What Else? 

by Noah

We all know that Trump is so obsessed with being on the cover of Time Magazine that he has fake covers with his gooey orange mug on the walls of his offices. We hear that ketchup hits the walls every time he isn't the magazine's "Person Of The Year," too. Hey, what are the odds?

Now The Diaper Don is upset that Kamala Harris is not just on the cover of Time but she made it for real. He also seems to be unnaturally obsessed with the fact that Time used an illustration of her instead of a photo and now wants the same artist to do a sketch of him. He thinks the sketch makes his opponent look too good. Ah, jealousy!

One story goes that he may have even compared the sketch of Kamala to Melania. He's one hell of a creepy, confused, freakazoid but, what the hell, we all have strange nightmares and dreams. I remember when he confused Melania with a woman that he was found to have assaulted in a dressing room. He's not all there. Obviously he never was.

So, anyway, major kudos to Ms. Desi Lydic of The Daily Show for pointing out that the Diaper Don has more than enough sketches and, with any luck and the right effort, many more to come.

Addendum: Remember when we heard that Donnie Diapers had Stormy Daniels beat his ass with one of his fake Time Magazines? How much would you pay to beat his ass with a copy of the one that features Kamala Harris? I see a huge huge, mega huge opportunity for selling national (and international) raffle tix! And, if Kamala wins the election and gets "Person Of The Year" for that? How many of us would buy a copy and line up with it all rolled up and ready to have a go??!!!?? Here's a tip, too: Roll up that magazine around a suitable length of lead pipe.