by Noah
Sorry, there's no Saturday cartoon this week but I suppose that if you really want to see a cartoon today, you could just close your eyes and envision what the state of Alabama looks like. Got it? Now imagine that the people there go around thinking and speaking like the total morons in those old Superman Bizarro World cartoons. Really sad shit. Not funny. Quite pathetic. The Idiot Wind howls. Alabama says eggs are people. Damn, I recently had a birthday and now I'm supposed to make extra sure to add at least 9 months to my life? Wait! My mom had me when she was 31. My egg was floatin' around in her for how many years? Now, according to how republicans think, I'm supposed to add all those years, too? How old is Biden now??!!!?!?
'Cuse me, I gotta go buy a dozen eggs. I'm doin' my taxes today and I need to declare some dependents.
and just in time for the election too. well, you can't say that the nazis aren't TRYING to lose the next election. But are the democraps trying to win... or still not to lose? Will this energize the democrap parties in FL and OH? Or once the party surrenders a state, is that permanent?