Midnight Meme Of The Day! To Republicans, Racking Up Felonies Is Apparently A Contest.

And Their Chosen Idol Is Number One!

by Noah

It appears that, to Republicans, Capone, Manson, Gotti, and Dahmer were just sadly born too soon. Judging from their OCD love of Trump, I'm guessing Republicans feel that good things come to those who wait so now they have the president of their dreams. Even they know that 34 is the biggliest number. Bigglier than all the others put together, people are saying. They know (with pride) that no one does criming better than Dear Leader, aka, The Orange Menace To Society.

Sure, I know the 77,000,000 suckasses would have eagerly gone to the polls to vote for any and all of those four. Their proven low standards show us that every day. Gotti was even a local New York contemporary of Trump but he ended up where Trump belongs. Ah, but those were different days. Gotti was The Dapper Don and now that the de-evolution of our species has reached a low enough point, we have The Diaper Don, a man who has obviously patterned a lot of his mob persona after the former and another key role model, Roy Cohn with some serious Nazi inspiration thrown in. Still, I know Gotti wouldn't think much of Trump's wardrobe choices. Neither would Manson, a major league whackjob that I've often compared to Trump, even if Charlie would enviously marvel more at the staggering number of deaths Trump has caused and will continue to cause.

All world leaders cause deaths. That's a sad fact. It's all tied in with a basic failing of humankind, but the best leaders find ways to try and contain the forces of death and misery and even save lives, too, not Trump. Trump doesn't make the attempt. He doesn't even look. That's not his m.o. That's not in his nature as a psychopath. Think of how many millions will die at Trump's hands now that he's cut money for food assistance around the world and cancer research and other disease mitigation, and implementing his plans to bankrupt not just millions of Americans, but the country itself, just to name a few of the things that are keys to his warped vision for us all. None of it is surprising in any way. Trump showed his mass murder aspirations during his first term when he almost single-handedly caused the COVID-19 breakout and sat on his ass while it spread, telling people not to worry, that it was under control, while it spread like wildfire and he told us to inject bleach and stick lights up our ass. The 77,000,000 knew all this, and more, when they voted for him. His voters embrace his evil. If they could get it to come out of a faucet, they'd shower in it.

The other guy in tonight's meme? The guy at the top left? Well, to Republicans right this moment, there's just something about his name that doesn't seem right. Also, to Republicans, he chose the wrong path for his life. But, despite his name, if he had only gone to the Capitol Building on 1/6/21 and stabbed some cops and shit all over the place literally and figuratively, he'd not only be pardoned and a hero to all in the death and terror cult that is the GOP, he'd also be incessantly lauded and interviewed on FOX and getting a little check from that compensation fund Trump is proposing for those who invaded the Capitol at his request; paid for by our tax dollars, of course. And, think of this as I leave you for the day: Every republican you know of, whether next door to your home or on your TV, or pretending to represent you in government keeps on saying all gang members should be sent to gulags. Ask them if that applies to the Proud Boys Gang, the Oathkeepers, or their beloved KKK.