The DOGE Hacker Squad
by Noah
"I was a racist before being a racist was cool."
- DOGE hacker Marko Elez (not pictured), expressing what is now officially the motto of the Republican Party.
Take a look at the latest faces of identity theft, treason, and more. I haven't seen the pictures of these DOGE hacker assclowns in my local post office but, in a more alert and better world, I would. Failing that, a set of dart boards at my local bar might make me feel a little better about Elon The Apartheid Guy's code-altering boys but wouldn't provide any immediate improvement of the situation. Do you wonder how many backdoors to the Treasury security system are now in place and who knows them by now? Make no mistake, Elon Muscovite's crew was put in place not just to snoop but to provide doorways into the U.S. Treasury to anyone who wants it for whatever purpose. Co-Presidents Musk and Trump put them there and every republican in the $enate, along with 15 go along to get along Democrats approved a new Secretary of the Treasury (Scott Bessent) that gave the hacking team an All-Access Pass. That guy's a new Julius Rosenberg. All of this is exactly what the GOP pal Putin did in Russia. Since then Putin and his oligarchs have been robbing the Russian treasury, stealing the people's money, and enriching themselves mightily. Irreparable damage. Oligarchs, Inc. Now the pattern will thrive here in America. As the saying goes, "Elections have consequences." It's pathetic that some, only some, of the tens of millions of voters who did their part in installing Trump and the Musk hacking team, now say "I didn't know." Yeah, right, in this media age where everyone is walking around attached to a hand held news and research device? Bullshit.
At least one of the incels shown above isn't even old enough to rent a car but, don't worry, I'm sure they've each been given one of those hideous Musk Cyber-Swasticars and will receive much more to come. Can you hear the cheers from FOX "News," Moscow, and Beijing, yet? If I was writing a movie, these recent graduates of the Republican Party Junior Traitors Program would have already put something in the Treasury computer system that shaves a penny or a fraction of a penny off of every check that goes anywhere and throws it into their Swiss bank accounts. It would add up quickly. Are Mr. Apartheid's billions of dollars in government contracts mysteriously growing yet? Money flowing into the RNC campaign accounts yet? How many people will the actions of these social misfits kill? And why aren't these faces all over the media when their sociopathic actions will likely result in far more deaths than the actions of Luigi Mangione. I mentioned Marko Elez but we should know all their names. Here they are in no particular order:
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farrito
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
On Thursday night, it was revealed that the previously mentioned Marko Elez is a virulent racist. Marko Elez has claimed online "Just for the record, I was racist before being racist was cool." Apparently that statement only hints at the rest of what he's been posting on his social media accounts including on X. In December, he called for the abolition of Civil Rights laws and came out as a rabid eugenics guy. No wonder he got the job. Stephen Miller and the rest of Traitor Don's White House staff are probably insanely jealous of the attention the young whippersnapper is getting when they feel, "Hey, what about me! I've been a racist since before that guy was even born!!! Of course, being a racist has always been cool among conservatives of all stripes but this guy Elez is a 25 year old youngster who seems to think he invented racism. Odd thing to be proud of but cred stuff if you wanna be a GOP star. Elez was forced out of his job but immediately got it back due to the support of not just Musk but also VP JD Vance who's quite the open racist himself. These guys are all going to get a Hero Of The Republican Party medal and, as the days go by, there will be more and more revelations but they will be revelations that any GOP goon will cheer. The latest revelation thatI've heard is that Edward Coristine was once fired from an internship because he passed secrets to competitor companies. Perfect! Whatever. Trump and Musk hire their own kind. As time goes by, there will be more and more revelations about every one of these goons. I bet MTG is already going all cougar over Marko though.
These brats are, of course, heroes to our nation's adversaries, both foreign and domestic. What have they been promised? What permissions have been granted and what other petitions will be granted? What permissions have they just plain taken? Personally, I have to think that, if Osama bin Laden was still alive, he'd have a hacking squad very much like these guys and they wouldn't even have to fly planes into the World Trade Center to damage the country. Why would they when they can directly attack not a financial center but the U.S. Treasury instead? Musk and bin Laden. Do you see any difference? Only a fool would see one.
How naive are you? How trusting are you? Whaddaya think? All you have to do is consider the kind of people that would work for Trump and Musk. Goodfellas meets the Brinks robbery meets Office Space? Time will tell. Or not.
"How naive are you? How trusting are you? Whaddaya think? All you have to do is consider the kind of people that would work for Trump and Musk."
For some reason, as soon as the election was over, I was reminded of a quote from "Schindler's List": "That's not just good old fashioned (hate) talk. It's policy now."
Here it is 3 weeks into the reich and this has already happened to immigrants, LGBTQs and Africans needing HIV meds. It's been threatened for palestinians. The elderly, poor, disabled and kids are all just one stroke of the pen from starving to death. How long before all women and all nonwhites and all nonchristians are included?
the kind of people who…
meanwhile, democraps continue to regard their navels.
I would note that after WWII, almost all germans still alive also said "we didn't know"...