Nice Lapel Pins, Too!
by Noah
You know, I have to say, the Diaper Don actually looks better as a McDonald's clown than what we're all used to from him. Rest assured though, he smells just as bad! Hmmm, I wonder what Melania prefers.
I only ever went to a McDonalds once and that was in 1971. Fool me once... anyway, now that they've sold 1 Trillion burgers or whatever it is, I can't help but wonder how much the "food" you get at a McDonalds has contributed to the general worldwide dumbing down or brainrot of our species. That's all speculation of course, but riddle me this: It's real amusing that Trump reacted to the news that Vice President Harris had once put on a McDonalds uniform and worked at one of their franchise locations as a young woman so he staged a fraudulent photo-op to try and show how at one he is with people who work. Such jobs aren't fun which just adds to the mockery Trump made of the job when he did this McDonald's photo op and pretended to make fries (without gloves, hat, or hair net) and sell them to hired "customers," just like he poses with fake auto workers and fake firemen.
That was a nice show, Donnie. But why not go the whole hog? How about you do it for the next four years and, to make it even more interesting, see how hard it is to make a go of it with a McDonald's paycheck as your only income. Just park all your other money and any financial assets somewhere else; no money from your family and pals like Putin, Musk, or the Saudi Royals. C'mon! See what it's like to actually work for the first time in your evil life. 8 hours a day, 5 to 6 days a week. Minimum wage or worse. I'll even give you a break you don't deserve. You can keep your tacky homes but no staff or maintenance funds of any kind. You can't sell any possessions or any of your hats, gold sneakers, or other grifting items either. However, you can eat the burgers and fries 3X a day for free, but man, you'll soon run out of money for make-up, diapers, suit cleaning, and those buckets of Old Spice you hourly coat yourself with. When you run out of clothes, I'll send you some giant black garbage bags that you can walk around in like ponchos. I was going to send them to your disbarred and financially stripped lawyer Rudy, but, screw that guy, right? Let him wander around central park naked all winter.
Here are some other reported fun facts about the Diaper Don's McDonald's clown show:
1. He needed to be shown how to put on his apron. I repeat! He needed to be shown how to put on an apron!!!!!
2. What a surprise! He never wore a McDonald's uniform! The man has a natural aversion to uniforms.
3. He wasted fries by draining them incorrectly not once but twice!
4. He couldn't master how to fill the fry box correctly and couldn't figure out what to do with the fries after he made a mess of filling the box.
5. Like I said the other day, it's a miracle he didn't set fire to the whole block!
School kids can do this job but not the Diaper Don. He couldn't even fake it. He can't learn how to run a fry station but he wants your vote to run the country. Oh, and to arrest and murder anyone who disagrees with him about anything. A madman who makes himself up as a clown is still a madman!
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