by Noah
It's been a week. The more I think about my lottery ticket not having the winning number, the more I realize that that $1.3 Billion was STOLEN from me. Everybody knows I won! People are sayin'!! The whole thing was rigged!!! The machines are corrupt!!!! I was ahead right up until the drawing!!!!! I demand a redraw!!!!!! Bring on Rudy and the Pillow Guy!!!!!!!! Call Josh Hawley! Get Sydney Powell on the phone!
If he won, will y'all still believe in god?