Alternative Facts On Steroids!
by Noah
Forget Kellyanne Conway. She may have coined the term "Alternative Facts" on the White House lawn, and there was Sean "Spicy" Spicer's insane lying about the"crowd" size at his master's inauguration, but why not go back to George Dubya Bush's guy, Karl Rove? He had this to say back in 2004:
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality— judiciously, as you will— we'll act again, creating other new realities."
For a little extra touch of "Alternative Fact" creation, Rove, who was dubbed "Turd Blossom" by his boss, now denies he ever said it. Hey, Karl, how'd that Iraq reality thing you did work out? And, don't forget Colin Powell making a disgrace of himself by lying to the whole world at the United Nations, all to create that fake reality and convince so many fools to go along with it even though it was bullshit even to him.
Politics is, by its own nature, a bullshit factory. I learned that working in four different corporations but, in the world of governmental politics, Republican Party politics wins The Golden Toilet Award™ at a pace (They don't even need to count George Santos) that no sane or even half sane party or corporation could ever keep up. So, now we have J.D. Vance saying right out in the open on national television that he proudly makes shit up when it suits his cause. No wonder The Diaper Don picked him. Kindred Spirit! Trump went from the guy with the fly on his head to whatever kind of freak J.D. Vance is. Sure, none of us can say for sure that he doesn't have syphilis eating his brain but if RFK, Jr. can have brainworms from eating roadkill, who knows? It makes my point, as J.D. would say.
Now, just as an exercise, and to show you that with Vance, you don't even need to make stuff up, just look at my edit of tonight's meme below. Look at those eyes, the eyes of a freak that could be a heartbeat away from the presidency of a man in the throes of both dementia and acute psychosis. And, if both guys on the GOP ticket croak in office in rapid succession? How 'bout that Speaker! Republicans sure know where to find them!!!
I am sick, sick, sick of where this country is at. We’ve lost our minds. As the attorney Elias noted, Republicans have two goals: suppress the vote and steal the election. I’d say god help us if I weren’t an atheist.