It's What They Do!
by Noah
And they make good money, very good money to do it. Call it "The Big Gloss Over!" All in the service of human misery! Hey, don't wanna offend the advertisers, you know. Just like insurance companies, they have boardrooms chock full of CEOs and lackeys stuffing the benefits of not giving a damn into their pockets. I mean, come on! They've got feelings, too! But "I don't care, do you?"
The chick would have said an aside about how hot the killer is.