He Knows The Best Cows!
by Noah
What is it with Trump and cows? Is it that they both leave stinking cow pies wherever they go? Is it all those extra nipples? Help me out. Is it only the orangey ones that he cares about? How's he feeling about the black an white ones? I bet that's too interracial for him, or just about any republican for that matter. He's been including his cow stuff in virtually every speech for months now. Same words every time, just tossed out in a different order. Soon it will be the syllables, rearranged. Then, the words in reverse, and half words melded with other half words! The GOP/MAGA/NAZI crowd, whatever you wanna call them, still worship this freak of freaks. The 74,000,000 hang on his every "word." He is still their Jesus, their God. They might as well be worshiping some giant African termite mound. Just paint it orange and watch them bow down, repeating his babble as their creed.
But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on the latest from the very stable genius! The man who now calls himself "The Father of IVF," not only knows the best cows, crooks, and Russian spies, he's Washington's number one expert on golfing great Arnold Palmer's penis! No wonder Lindsey Graham, Moscow Mitch, and Lauren Boebert follow him everywhere! Here's The Orange Lunatic as he spoke in Palmer's hometown of Latrobe, Pennsyltucky on Saturday:
"Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that with all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This guy was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it but when he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, Oh my God. That’s unbelievable. I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man."
And Traitor Don looks at Palmer as a penis. Nice to know, Lord Tiny Hands! I think I'll go cook up a steak.
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