by Noah
Because nothing says "I'm a Republican" now like cheering a sexual predator! You've seen them cheer sexual predation and laugh about rape on CNN. You know they love those little red hats so...
Need a gift for your Republican neighbor? Why not go with what's sure to be the number one selling little red Republican hat of the summer? That's right. What Repug wouldn't proudly wear the brand, spanking new Trump "Sex Offender" hat? They are the hat and the hat is them! Can't you just see Mitch McConnell in his as he dances naked in his bedroom to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" in front of a 2X lifesize portrait of Putin? Or how about Lauren Boebert doing something similar in the baboon habitat at the National Zoo? Remember, whether you're an active participant or not, being a member of the pro sex offender party means never having to say your sorry, for anything! And, yes, the Republican sex offender hat comes in the extra large MG Rapey McForehead Gaetz size.
I get it... but did you HAVE to sully such a fine song? Now when I play it on my spotify, I'll think of nazis.
Y'all insisting on voting for hapless worthless feckless corrupt neoliberal fascist pussy democraps gave us the current nazi party in perpetual power RUINING what could have been a pretty decent experiment in self-government... and now it ruins music for me too?!.