by Noah
If you've ever wondered how The Diaper Don might look after he dies, don't worry, he won't be less appealing. How could he be? It's just that the maggots eating him from the inside out will have helped him lose weight and the orange tint will be long gone. The reeking toilet smell, you ask? Much the same. Much like an old state park outhouse that a couple of racoons fell into and died in a few weeks previously. Pay no attention to the flies. Eventually, they'll all go looking for Mike Pence. But only after they've laid some eggs on Chris Christie.
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