by Noah
Sunday Thoughts:
All hail Republican Christianity! Look at them! A Death and Terror Cult! A true gutter religion! God hates humankind so much that he sent us Donald Trump and an endless array of demons like those pictured. But, damn, who can blame him?
I prayed to God. I said, "Dear God, It is I, Noah. I await your instructions!" After a very long wait, a booming voice came from the sky. The voice was furious! The voice was as loud as a 1000 megaton blast! The land shook! The roadkill along the highways became as whirlwinds of teeth, hooves, and blood-soaked fur! The oceans and rivers became tsunamis of plastic bottles, beer cans, paint cans, and shopping carts! The garbage bag trees were uprooted! The voice bellowed, "Why bother! Look what happened when I had you build that boat! Nothing changed for the better! Not one damn thing! You all deserve the demons I have sent! A pox on your planet! Behold the demons I have sent! They are my plague of plagues! They will orchestrate the death and destruction of all!"
Soon there will be nothing to say, no one to say it, and no one to hear it. The true blessed trinity of Republican Christianity, achieved and checked off. Apocalypso Facto.
crapper, Your comment lacks focus compared to Noah's and reveals your compulsive lack of originality and awkward writing ability. C+
Saith 80 million eligible non-nazi voters when beseeched by the democrap party to vote for the lesser-evil party one more time:
"Why bother! Look what happened all those other times we elected you! Nothing changed for the better! Not one damn thing! You all deserve the nazis you refuse to stand up against! A pox on your party! Behold the nazis you won't do "merrick garland" about! They are your plague of plagues! They will orchestrate the death and destruction of all! Welcome to your reich!"
Saith some guy named Niemoller: "Soon there will be nothing to say, no one to say it, and no one to hear it."
nobody heard him then either.