No Surprise There!
by Noah
I guess the Republican Party thought we didn't already know about their essence but, to make extra sure, they've doubled or tripled down to define themselves for all time by choosing Trump and Vance to represent the fact that the essence of being a Republican truly is to find the most meaning in being an asshole, and a complete, total asshole at that. I guess the only real question is, do they go to a special asshole school from an early age or do they just come by assholeness naturally and get selected for membership by assorted party leaders, Grand Asshole Wizards, etc.
Sure, other total assholes with names like Haley, Graham, Boebert, and Gaetz, etc. would all love the job of being a candidate for President or VP but the two uber assholes the party has chosen easily fill the bill! They seem to have a special uniqueness and ability to radiate all asshole qualities simultaneously. Not everyone can do that, not even some of the biggest assholes in our midst. Suffice to say, the party members are very proud of their choice. It was all inevitable. Ever since they chose Nixon in 1960, it's been building to this. Some might say that the process of selecting the most heinous assholes was gradual but it has always maintained a steady course. I suppose that one could point out Pat Buchanan or Pat Robertson as people who were always surely asshole enough to get the nomination but didn't. I suppose we could say that they were just a bit ahead of their time or maybe they just didn't pay their dues in the asshole club. Does it really matter when the party has always had so many assholes, super assholes, and superduper assholes to choose from? That's their strength! It's the source of their power from top to bottom. Go back to 1960 and you'll see nothing but assholes.
And, get this: As I write this on Sunday afternoon, the news has broken that J.D. Vance, the guy who apparently googles a little too much about Dolphins and women getting it on, is comparing Kamala Harris to Jeffrey Epsten. No wonder I call him J. Dolphin Vance. No wonder Trump chose him. That's the kind of thing Republicans look for! It takes an asshole of astounding asshole abilities to stretch reality into such a comparison. In that area, Vance has things in common with Trump on his mind. Nice to know, I guess.
so... vance is saying that kamala procured underaged girls for trump to defile?
good thing people in this shithole are stupid. otherwise that's where they'd go with that comparison. You know, like every time you mention trump doing trumpy things, sentient people should immediately wonder why he's never been put in prison... and who it is that refuses to put him there.