The Red Hat Is The New Swastika
by Noah
Two Americas: Those who would buy something or anything from Traitor Don vs. those who wouldn't buy a damn thing from Traitor Don. This is where we're at now, folks. 74,000,000 of them on one side. 81,000,000, last time, on the other. And a huge nebulous number of drifting semi-alive people that could potentially be added to one side or the other this time. Who will choose the psychofreak that sells red hats to morons, traitors, and hate-ruled bigots who feel that some jobs should only belong to white people, just like some people once felt that only whites should play in baseball's major leagues. That was 1947. That's where Republicans long to go back to, a place where everyone's place was defined by social and professional borders set up by sicko conservative minds.
Yes, the red hat is the new swastika, and don't you forget it. It has been from the day America's #1 National Security Risk came down his golden escalator with his mail-order plastic wife. For him, it's a big seller and it's helping pay his always mounting legal bills. For his customers, it's a great way to proudly say, "I'm a Nazi, too!" So far, unlike any of his other business ventures, it's a bigly success. It beats Trump University, Trump Wine, Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines and all the rest. It even takes in more than the money the Trumps stole from that children's cancer charity.
In 2020, we saw that the 74,000,000 simply related more to a freakish weirdo con man who came to their town in a figurative covered wagon and sold them little red hats than any possible opponent. That total was up from 2016. He convinced them that he alone could fix things when he had no intention of doing anything but grow his personal wealth. I guess they could just relate better to a psychopath that has the vocabulary of a 3rd grader and the emotional development of a two year old in permanent tantrum mode. How dumb do you have to be to put the country, the courts, the Constitution, and the nuke codes in the hands of an emotionally disturbed nut? Answer: For starters, dumb enough to buy a red hat. They even come in every color known to humanity except, and this is very interesting, brown. There's even an assortment of camo and "blue line" hats, the latter to celebrate all the cops he got killed and/or beaten to a pulp by his red-hatted Nazi stormtroopers on J-6 I suppose. And, don't forget the sneakers, t-shirts, flags, mugshot posters, mugs, and magic beans!
All true.
Now do the one on the 81m who are buying what the democraps are "peddling". You know, medicare for all, women's rights, LGBTQ rights, voters' rights, taxing the rich, raising the minimum wage... and the one thing they REALLY love, genocide.