You Will Obey!!! Do I Hear 25?
by Noah
First, the loons in Louisiana decreed that the Ten Commandments be nailed to the walls of classrooms in their state. Now Republicans in Oklahoma are decreeing that the Bible shall be taught in schools. The competition is on folks! The only question here now is: Which Republican state legislature will push first for burning witches at the stake again? Texas? Tennessee? Flor-i-duh? Ohio? Indiana? So many possibilities in a world gone mad! And rest assured Republicans in Washington won't tolerate being outdone in such matters. Don't forget, it wasn't long ago that Christonuts were sending delegations to places like Uganda and Nigeria to support the way they orchestrate the imprisonment and even execution of gay people! Legislated terrorism and bloodlust? You bet! Makes ya wonder if there's any other reason a conservative gets up in the morning!
So... Here's a fun thing to do this week: Ask a Republican, any Republican, they're all nuts, to name the Ten Commandments! Feel free to make up a few for them when they falter and get flustered. It'll be when that idiot from Texas, Rick Perry said there were three departments of the government he'd eliminate and then couldn't get past two and name the third, not that a typical Repug can count that high anyway.
Better yet, ask them this way: What ten commandments did Jesus and Melania come down from the sermon on the mount with? And what year did Jesus decree that the commandments be put up in every classroom in America? They will likely tell you that that was back in 1776 or maybe in 1773 at the Boston Tea Party. "Moses? Never heard of him! Praise the Lord! Fear God Now! Fear God Now! USA! Freedom! Freedom! Obey!"
Meanwhile, the countdown has begun. Any day now, The Diaper Don will be selling signed gold plastic facsimiles of the Ten Commandments. You know it's coming. $59.99. Act now and get a great deal on gold sneakers! Guaranteed to let you walk on water! Can it get any more insane? Sure it can. Haven't you seen the Supreme Court, heard Speaker Johnson, or tuned into FOX lately?