by Noah I'm posting this Fled Cruz meme because, with all of the frenzied weekly competition among Republicans for the title of Congressional Asshole Of The Week, I would hate for ol' Fled Cruz to feel neglected. He tries so hard! And so, Mister Cruz, you who will evidently do anything, even suffer every possible degradation at the hands of your beloved Donald, this one's for you! Sure, you've got competition from that hairy-fingered Australopithecine woman from Georgia, sure there's Uncle Pervy from Flor-i-duh, and McQarthy, and McQonnell, and so many others of your kind, but, hey, you've more than earned your place among the very top Republican miscreants this country is plagued by. The least I can do is to give you a little recognition to tide you over until your next win. And don't fret, Fred. You look so miserable in the above photo. Cheer up! I'm sure you'll be back up near the top in no time. Now, about those facts listed in tonight's meme. I must say that I am intrigued. It really does look to me like you welcome abuse, that you crave domination. Is that the secret of your love for Trump? Is that it, you dirty, dirty little man? You bad, bad little boot-licker boy! Do I dare say that when you look at your orange loverboy you see a big fat man in a leather mask, spike heels, and a whip? Jeez, and here I thought it was just Lindsey, and Mitch, and Gym, and Marco, and Pencey, and, oh hell, the whole damn Republican Party! A party that worships its big fat freaky orange dominatrix! It's a party that begs for more, more, more, oh God! Yes! Oh please! More! Without any safe word at all.
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