by Noah
Taylor Swift, this old Krakenhead ain't. My guess is she sounds like a frog dying in a polluted pond somewhere. But, ya know, maybe someone should just take some highlights of her hours of FOX-Goebbels lies, set them to some freaky music and put them on one side of her album. The other side should be her testimony in court.
Syd's getting off easy with her Georgia plea now. It's a typical RICO case move. But any plea deal in Jack Smith's federal case will have to involve jail time. That's the way the law reads for that one and it's highly likely that she is or will be one of Smith's unindicted co-conspirators. So, one step at a time, one would hope. Whatever her final penalty is, it won't be what she and her comrades deserve which is a) a firing squad, b) a flimsy barrel full of spiders and snakes headed over Niagara Falls, or c) locked in a padded cell with Pillow Guy, Ilsa Ingraham, MTG, Maria Bartiromo, Screamin' Jeanine Pirro, and a hyped up Don Jr. Close the door. Walk away. Come back in a month, open the little slit in the door and see who the one last survivor foaming at the mouth and chewing on the bones of the others is.
Damn! Someone really needs to put me in charge of a real justice system. Don't worry, I'll be fair!
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