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Writer's pictureHowie Klein

Midnight Meme Of The Day! Susan Collins Smirks Again And Again



My fervent hope is that Brett Kavanaugh will work to lessen the divisions in the Supreme Court so we have far fewer 5-4 decisions and so that public confidence in our judiciary and our highest court is restored.

-Maine $enator Susan Collins, as she announced she would vote for Brett Kavanaugh by Noah Well, Susan Collins is snickering again; only to herself and her likeminded buddies in the Make Women 2nd Class Citizens Party of course. In public, she will continue to say, "I'm concerned" and "I'm giving this all great thought" and smirk at us while she does it. Even as she threw her support for Kavanaugh, she had to make it all about herself and make a special televised announcement about it from the $enate floor. The American people love to send sociopaths to Washington but not many of those sociopaths take pride in displaying their degree of sociopathy quite like Susan Collins, from her bad choice in wigs down to her likely cloven hooves. Imagine the physical stench of Susan Collins if it matches what she is inside. You'd smell her from the Capitol Building all the way out to Bethesda and beyond. Imagine you're a member of the Back Alley Abortion Party and you work in the office of Susan Collins up in Maine or in Washington, DC today. The phones are off the hook of course. You know they don't give a damn what you think unless you're tucking cash into the boss's garters. Imagine you were gullible and naive enough to vote for Collins. After all, she's always shown us to be what she is, ie. a lying sack of fill in the blank. Frankly, I wouldn't even drink the water in Maine, just like I wouldn't do so in Lindsey Graham's state. It must be filled with drugs. Susan Collins always likes to be the center of attention. I bet she was just like that back in the 8th grade. Obviously, she's never matured out of it. Time and time again, we see her seek out the cameras and microphones to display her childish transparent equivocations and talk crap about how she's deliberating and how she hasn't "made up her mind" when of course it's so obvious, to anyone who wants to see the truth, that she has. She just likes to make a show of her equivocations. Princess Susan. She'd pay the cameras to be there if she had to. The woman is a circus sideshow that always aims to be in all three main rings at once. Even now, Susan Collins is putting the blame on the boys just like she probably did back in the 8th grade. In this case, the boys are named Kavanaugh and Gorsuch. Collins knew where they stood. Everyone did but she outwardly pretended otherwise and defended them during their confirmation hearings when questions of abortion rights came up. Some things never change, right Susie? She'll even top it off by continuing to claim that she supports codifying the constitutional right to an abortion but really, let's get real! Politicians like Susan Collins, no matter what party, love to make a show of saying they support something when they know the $enate votes aren't there. Susan Collins, however, takes it to the nth degree. As it is, Susan Collins has zero credibility on anything at all unless she goes before the cameras and says the words, "I am a total Asshole" loudly and clearly, which Princess Susan would gladly do if it was the only way she could get in front of those cameras. How refreshing it might be if $enator Susan actually told the truth for once. It might even be the first time. Addendum: The extremely politicized Roberts court has in effect already come out against voting rights. They will no doubt attempt to go further in the areas of election law if/when they are given the opportunity. Basic civil rights are an anathema to the majority of the court's "justices" and the nazis who put them there. Next up: Contraception and Marriage Equality. The "Supreme" Court is set on aborting your constitutional rights for lots of things.

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hiwatt11
May 05, 2022

crapper, You almost got through your comment and then you started projecting again- "pussies don't act. they curl up and jam their thumbs up their sphincters." Also, Collins wasn't admitting she is dumb. She was being her devious self. As the post says, she knew. Anyone who believed her was being dumb, not her.


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dcrapguy
dcrapguy
May 06, 2022
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you're wrong. when she declared that drunken frat boy rapist would not overturn Roe, my very first thought was that she was rationalizing her predetermined vote to confirm as a service to her party and career. But if she was sincere, she was simply admitting to everyone that she's dumber than shit. all nazis (and democraps, btw:) knew that overturning Roe was the exact reason they nominated the drunken frat boy rapist in the first place.

there are those 2 possibilities. she lied. or she's dumber than shit.

pick one.


note: her quick attempts at self-absolution kinda indicate to me that she'd rather you believe it is the latter. and I'm ok with that.

And, if "someone who refuses to…


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dcrapguy
dcrapguy
May 04, 2022

again and still, collins is just admitting to being dumber than shit.


biden won't do anything. after all, he almost literally carried thomas into the court when, as judiciary chair, he refused to allow corroborating testimony about thomas' porn addiction and sexual harrassment. when biden "does", it isn't anything good.


but also the hou$e has an open-and-shut case to impeach the 3 + thomas for perjury. will they? if this weren't portending the end of the republic, I might laugh out loud at that one.


pussies don't act. they curl up and jam their thumbs up their sphincters.


what we really need is to elect MORE pussies... right?

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CNYOrange
CNYOrange
May 04, 2022

Gee, maybe the Democrats should do something? Expand the SC maybe? But Joe "Nothing Will Fundamentally Change" Biden won't do a God Damn thing.

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