Steve Bannon! Now Appearing in Jail, For A Limited Time Only!
by Noah
Yeah, Steve Bannon has, at last, gotten his wall, four of 'em in fact. It was the least our watered down justice system could muster. Got his first shampoo and shower in at least 5 years, too!
Not so long ago, even in my lifetime, Steve Bannon would have gotten a much better wall for what he's done, one with bullet holes that contained traces of dried blood. Nowadays, traitors get radio shows, book deals. It's a basic truth that, in our society, media companies of all kinds sit in their boardrooms and think of ways to incentivize crime with 7 figure checks.
Oh, and here's a Fun Fact: Bannon is in jail, not for being a traitor to the United States or swindling his fans out of money they gave to him thinking it was going towards building the wall that Mexico was never ever going to pay for, but for failing to comply with a subpoena from the House Of Representatives. Of course, had he been a House member, like say Gym Shower Jordan, he wouldn't have even been brought up on charges for ignoring a subpoena.
Yep, it's a club. And they'll have a bigly party for Bannon when he gets out. Moscow Mitch will want to kiss him on both cheeks. Don't ask which ones!