How Long Before He's On "Dancing With The Stars?"
by Noah
A more civilized society would have literally cut Matt Gaetz's dick off long ago, but that's the culture of Washington for ya; to serve and protect their own. They all knew. They all knew the details. They knew the details for years and it took them years to even reluctantly show Gaetz the door. Years! Yes, years!!! The Dear Orange Nazi Leader of the Domestic Terror Party even nominated him for Attorney General and they were all lined up to confirm him. Why? The reason is obvious, painfully obvious: In Washington, the behavior of Matt Gaetz is not at all unusual. Gaetz's own party sees nothing wrong with Donald Trump, their league MVP of sexual abusers, going back to the White House and that's only part of his reputation. Then, there's the matter of those tens of millions of morons who willfully voted for him after their party and assorted media traitors sold him as the very best they had for the job!
As for the so-called Department Of Justice, they shrugged and shirked their duty but we all should know by now Gaetz could have done what he's accused of on national TV at halftime at the Super Bowl and the likes of Merrick Garland would have shrugged then, too. Standards? Oh boy do they have standards; lower every year!! They say Gaetz broke the House ethics rules. What House ethics rules? No, there are none. We know that, too. Say what you want about the billionaire-owned John Roberts sleazebag Supreme Court, at least they don't even bother to make any pretenses. To Congress and their media shills, the only rule Matt Gaetz broke was that he got caught. He wasn't the first and he won't be the last. Why? Because frankly, at least half of Americans just don't give a damn. We see them cheer him at grotesque confabs like CPAC and Turning Point USA. Could they have made it any more clear?
So, yeah Gaetz is gone from Washington, at least until Trump pardons him and Jizzlaine Maxwell and then teams them up as the head of some brand new department that has a brief to more openly service Washington politicians and corporate CEOs and their envoys to Congress with Grade A Prime youngsters; stamped right on the ass. Of course, failing that, the good little inbreds of Floribama will elect him as their governor and celebrate with endless boat parades. Susan Collins and Brett Kavanaugh will swear him in.
loved this. however, "They knew the details for years and it took them years to even reluctantly show Gaetz the door." is not true.
In fact, pure luck is why he is no longer polluting congress with his presence.
He got re-elected from bavaria. so... voters and opposition. what can one say.
Then the lucky part... der pumpkinfuhrer nom'd him for AG. AND he resigned from congress before being confirmed. Technically, he resigned from 118 but was still elected to 119... but he, all on his own, decided to quit 119 too. pure luck.
Had he returned for 119, would the nazi house have released the report? NFW!
As said above, will this report become a spark under the current AG?…